Agent No. 2347

Agent No. 2347, better known as "Jam," is a jar of an unknown liquid. The liquid is a dark pink color called "Jazzberry Jam". The liquid contained in the jar somehow maintains sentience, and can alter its form at will, giving itself arms, legs, and a torso.

Jam is a member of The 🅱 Team. While it is not an especially capable agent, its regenerative properties makes it ideal for risky/suicide missions.

Agent Jam has a distinct inability to take any mission seriously, and thus makes good use of many sub-par joke weapons, including the Negev and the R8 "Big Iron" pistol.

B Team scientists have managed to reverse-engineer Jam's regenerative properties, making all The 🅱 Team agents functionally immortal through a "respawn" system.